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The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.
"we safe sex under parental guidance"
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when a child is beating his mother or father
(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"
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abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers
He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent
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Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help
Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad
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When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.
I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.
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The people at a party who perform the tasks a parent would, but instead of young children, there are inebriated guests. eg., cleaning up puke, hydrating, arranging transportation, finding place for everyone to sleep, generally maintaining happiness/health.
"man, i was so wasted last night, i passed out on the floor and this morning i woke up in a soft bed with water and painkillers by my side, there must have been some great party parents."
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Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done
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