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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter March 23, 2016


pearl polisher

1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.

2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.

Ex.1

"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."

Ex.2

"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"

"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."

"What a pearl polisher."

by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019


Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 05, 2021


polish the beaver

To furiously rub the clitoris or labia to which the new surface looks clean and shiny

Polish the beaverMe and danica were polishing the beaver last night.
Furiously rubbing her puss

by websters slang February 26, 2015


The Polish passport

It’s when you’re fucking two girls on a 38.5 degree incline and then you cum into a vase and use it as lube for the next time.

Hey bro my date was ducking amazing last night. We ended up back at her place, met up with her Roomate and did the Polish passport.

by Natael July 30, 2022


Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 28, 2016


Polish fuckers

Polish fuckers means either that someone hates polish people so much that they will blame them for pretty much anything even if it’s not their fault or they are to obsessed with doing Ww2 role-play cuz why the fuck not

NEIN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

GOD DAMMIT MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING PORN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

by Ilikedahri October 18, 2021