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Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 23, 2020


Dick Polish

After you’re finished waxing the pussy, she sucks off the residue leaving a little shine on your dick.

If a girl offers to give you a dick polish you should kindly accept because it saves you time having to clean yourself.

by CashDied September 5, 2022


polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020


Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.

My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.

by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018


polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter March 23, 2016


ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.

That person is a ball polisher.

by Behsg June 1, 2016


Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 5, 2021