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Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 01, 2008


poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008


poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.

by Glory Boy July 25, 2006


Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

by Bensonshneeb November 17, 2007


Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003


poon tang

vagina: pussy, cooter, twat, sex

Yo baby...I gots to have me some of that HOT poon tang!

Dang! Poon Tang!

by Anonymous November 08, 2002


Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

by t-munch August 16, 2003