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rowing (or crew) is one of the hardest sports there is. racing is pushing yourself to the absolute max and then pushing further. you can't take a quick break for a sip of water you can't take a breather no, you keep on going even if your legs feel like they are gonna fall of even if your blisters after are the size of bottle caps. you keep on going. other sports will tell you that rowing is calming and not that physical. ask those people have they ever had to take their hands back together. ask them if they have been hit in the face by an oar. ask those people have they pushed them selves so much that they throw up after their competitions. ask them do they wake up at half 4 to get to a bone breaking practice.

i guarantee that they will say no .

rowing is hard.

by someveryboredperson. July 3, 2022


Rowing

The sport that everyone considers easy, boring and well not a sport. Here’s the thing football players may say their sports hard swimmers may say there’s is painful. They have obviously never seen a rower before. Or tried rowing. Rowing is the sport that makes you consider cliff diving or bungee jumping. There are no off days in rowing and if there are or it seems like there are you’re in the wrong place. When you get home from practice there is no lemme go on a quick run and do a quick abb workout. There’s owwww ummm smash onto the bed and fast asleep oh wait you can’t sleep because you ache so much wait you fell asleep you wake up u r skipping school because you can’t walk. The next person I hear say rowing isn’t a sport well why don’t you try it then.

“Rowing is easy

by Umm… well November 24, 2021


rowing

Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.

It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.

by IrishUndaground June 27, 2022


rowing

gay sport w gay boys and zesty fits

i can’t wait to go watch the gay boys rowing their quad!!

by zestybagel May 19, 2024


Rowing

To go through a collection of a topic,particularly porn.

Price:Hey John,what where you doing the last couple hours?

Davis:I was was rowing through different types of porn,trying to find the right topic.

by General Langston August 17, 2019


Rowing

A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).

For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).

Jeremy and I had a steamy rowing session last night.

by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023


king row

KING ROW: An idea place in life, or place of opportunity, ideally spoken about to troubled adolescents, commonly referenced as high school graduation, or completion of difficult task

Random southern mother: I had to sacrifice a lot to get you to the KING ROW, now you there you on yo own.

Child: Mama what is the KING ROW.

RM: You will know when get there.

by Slick rich February 14, 2016