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An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?
Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
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cautionary phrase uttered by women performing oral sex, telling the man not to cum yet, as she presently expects a fucking
She gives a great blowjob, but she's always like 'save your fork, there's pie.'
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means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.
"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.
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When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."
I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.
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While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
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Everyone has one of these friends: Guy or girl who "calls dibs" on attractive people they don't know so that you, their friend, can't flirt with that person.
When you walk in to the bar he (the Captain Save a ho) says "I like that girl over there" which essentially means "she's mine, you can't talk to her because I might get the courage to talk to her once I'm drunk" He's "savin the ho."
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A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
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