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chimp on your shoulder

Having a monkey on your back and a chip on your shoulder.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-addled lout at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight, who came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021


Fire truck shoulders

Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.

1: My bro has fire truck shoulders

2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”

“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”

by Daddy big guns June 23, 2022


tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 December 18, 2015


Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024


Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023


Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009


shoulder with the kids

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 12, 2019