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A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
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When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.
Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"
Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"
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arty the one the only dick head who is the worst person alive
ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN
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when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing
shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker
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This is a simple mean line. Shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
Don`t you shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
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What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.
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