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When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.
Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.
It's like a back fist to the brain
These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.
The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.
"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."
Skull is probably the most handsome mf I’ve seen in my entire life. Bun makes me happy and is amazing, ily mwah <3
skull: “ur a faggot”
me: “aww i lob you too<3”
A fucking fruit because my brain is a seed
Did you know a skull is a fruit