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The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
N: An energy drink in which wanna be pimps buy and drink to get smaller dicks and a small buzz,also in anew "fun size".Bootie sweat is like a rock star except it has cocaine in it .
Andy:"bob,you drink bootie sweat?"
Bob:"Yeah,my dicks the size of a freakish peanut, but hey i got a buzz!"
When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.
Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.
Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.
Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.
A distinct stank someone's sweat has after a night (or days) of heavy drug use and partying. Usually a mix of booze, nicotine, weed skank, and various other stank. Also used for the sweats that a heavy drug user gives off if they detox.
"Yeah, Kyle totally had the party sweats this morning. He smelt like shit."
Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.
That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!
A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"