The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!