Right in the feels

Something that someone states that is obvious and true but it yet hurts you.

It's not always offensive.

"This push-up bra doesn't do much"

"You need boobs for it to work"

"Ouch. That was right in the feels. "

"She didn't even invite me!"
"You do realise she doesn't even like you right."

"right in the feels man... right in the feels..."

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catching feelings

1. To become emotional and aggravated against someone/something for some stupid reason. May result in 2 punches to the body.

1: Youz a bitch (jokingly)
2: Stop it! I hat ehwen you call me that! I'm not your friend any more!
1: Two for catching feelings

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feeling the kid

When a girl or prospective other likes what is conceived as the untapped resource in all of us. It may be your sense of humor, your personality, the fact that you are a beacon of truth, or whatever unique fact makes you who you are. In essence:

Have you ever met a boring kid?

No. Every single kid is interesting.

Son she was feeling the kid inside you, she was all over you.

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cop a feel

When a Police Officer or other authority figure representing a government or private entity searches you by using his or her hands. This is usually done to hot, boobular females by both male authority figures and females who would rather the touch of a woman's body to that of a man's. In most cases after cop a feel is completed the female and or male being "copped" is let go unless a serious felony has occurred. "Cop a feel's" usually only occur when an authority figure is bored and or horny.

Barbara felt kinda turned on when the female police officer pushed her over the trunk of her car, spread her legs and did an in depth cop a feel.

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feel good

imperative, command to introspectively analyze one's life and come to the conclusion of worthlessness, see kill yourself

"You just got hit in the crotch with a melon! Feel good!"
-or-
"I'm Zac."
"Feel good!"

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cop a feel

to grab someones ass or possibly breasts when they are in a crowded area so they dont no who did it and they cant yell at you if they figure out it was you. good for both men and women to do.

come on ppl u havent done this b4?

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feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

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