alpha male

the dominant person in a relationship

guy 1: "are you going to the skatepark tonight?"
guy 2: "nah, my girl says no. she's the alpha male."

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alpha female

A normal woman with a big ole 3-D booty(wide and round), small waist, no tummy, with nice legs, thighs, and hips. A female version of the world strongest men w/o the man like muscles. Nick names are horse, stallion, pony. She doesn't need to arc her back, she can just stand up and Bam Boom, it's there. She has a body a man would want to wrestle for fun.

Ole girl got a serious booty. She's walking around looking like a pony. U know she strong enough to start a village. That girl is an alpha female alpha.

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Alpha female

Is as follows:
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite

Are you mad because you are a lame and I am a fucking g? Or are you mad because I'm Dynamite? Dynomite I will blow up in your face like a grenade. Bitches know I'm the alpha female in these parts.

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Alpha Mom

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

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alpha-0

5-Methoxy-AlphamethylTryptamine
5-MeO-AMT
5-MeO-AMT is AMTs big brother.
Psychoactive effects are potentiated with the addition of Methoxy in the 5 position.

"that alpha-0 is destroying my fucking vision i'm seeing ghosts"

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Alpha Woman

An insecure, neurotic, past her prime teenager who seeks the affections of equally insecure men as to dominate him, belittle him,and make him dependent upon her for even the most MINISCULE decision.

Hank started hanging with that Alpha Woman Cherise 6 months ago, and now he can't even decide to piss without her permission.

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alpha and omega

Code phrase euphemism for tits and ass. The most prominent features on a woman's upper and lower body. In other words, the first and last things you would most likely notice whenever a hot chick walks towards you(her breasts) and then away from you(her rear end).

Jon: Damn, John check out the well-endowed alpha and omega on that fine ass blonde walking over there by the shore.
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!

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