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Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.
John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
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A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
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aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.
Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?
Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.
typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night