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Portuguese Waffle

When you're doing your girl anally, cum in between her ass cheeks. In the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her ass cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out... Enjoy!

IHOP was closed so I treated my girl to a Portuguese Waffle.

by Veja Taable August 17, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Waffle

A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".

Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.

by wet waffler September 28, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

129๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonus waffle

When a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an Eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. This shows class and gratitude.

That man was so nice! He gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.

by Snysly April 22, 2013

31๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.

Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.

by Ronnie Emersen August 2, 2007

56๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 23, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

by Sarepta May 2, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž