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The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice
Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy
To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.
Please don't eat the pasketi car burner, it's forbidden!
This can occur before a male climaxes. The male lights the pubic hair of the female on fire and tries to put out the flames with is ejaculitory fluid. (Only done on ugly chicks since all the hot ones shave)
I didn't have enough splooge to put out the 5 alarm fire from the arabien box burner i did on my bitch.
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When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.
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a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
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