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When a man is just about to ejaculate and the woman stops everything she is doing, grabs his penis and squeezes to prevent the ejaculation.
John: "I'm going to ejaculate..."
Mary: *Grabbing John's Penis* "Not until you have approval from corporate..."
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when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner
I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!
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a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came
The Serius Cybernetics Corporation decided to make robots with Genuine People Personalities.
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The former band of useless loser Andrew McMahon. Whiny emos.
Something corporate hates some jordan chick. Losers.
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A grown man in power or authority or one who achieves power or authority in a company usually via management, networking, or affiliation then begins to behave much like a spoil child or a high school bully. Nothing will make them grow up again until someone shoves their face in their own shit much like one has to do to train a cat or dog not to shit inside. Or until legal or HR catches up with their rampant bullshit and immature behavior.
Wow I'm sick of all these corporate baby men I wish anyone in this company had some balls or integrity.
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The politically correct way of saying Fat
The woman at the McDonalds had a Large Corporeal Manifestation
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Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...