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Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.
Guy2: Get shit on.
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The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.
(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)
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Started in South Florida's street racing scene in late in 2005. It is a Hand gesture started by the legendary Vinny, After you beat somebody at an event (Street Race) where the winner is determined by who crosses a set point first then you simple reach out put your palms together and rotate them in opposite directions at the wrist back and forth while yelling at your opponents "you got yanked faggot". after the said event, one gets a sense of fulfillment and stands tall and proud while watching the said losers walk, drive, run off your chosen field of destruction.
The mambers of the orginal Get Yanked Crew (GYC) proudly where the "2 hands" Get Yanked Logos on the rear windows of their cars.
Get Yanked Faggot!
or
You just Got Yanked!
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To get fucked.
Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
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When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times
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