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A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.
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A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.
Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.
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1. A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence
2. One who is RETARDED
Person 1: Deeeeeeeerrrrrpyderpppp
Person 2: Shut up, DooDoo Mouse...
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A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.
Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.
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"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."
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(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
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the use of a tampon up the ass to catch any remnants of the ol' hershey squirts.
after frequent visits to the can, i just decided to brown mouse the remaining effort.
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Sexual act in which one partner (male or female) digs a bloody tampon out of a female partner's vagina by the string using his or her tongue - thereby "catching" the "mouse" by the "tail."
They couldn't hook up, could they? She was on the rag.
No, they're into some weird shit - I heard he totally likes to catch the mouse.
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