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what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.
private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!
private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
When mail trucks travel together in groups.
As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.
When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.
-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought
-Son, just be a man and use your hand.
Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.
I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.