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port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017


port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)

hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.

by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018


The Port

A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis

That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?

by Obama for Prime Minister 2024 December 18, 2019


The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.

"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"

by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021


Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024


Port Republic

a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.

I’m from Port Republic” “where?”

by PortRepublicResident May 9, 2022


Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.

I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.

by Drew East December 11, 2022