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Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.
S: Do you like olives?
A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?
S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.
"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.
If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.
"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."
"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself
“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”
The theory that everything you say is a lie
I think he has Jordan theory.