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Clarkson Theory

Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.

Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...

Steve-"So this is awkward"

Paul-"Hmm

Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...

Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"

Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.

by makster March 5, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

by panda69manda March 11, 2013

29๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.

"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.

by SarkasmosTwo October 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Extraphysical Theory

Extraphysical theory is a term used to refer to extraphysical mechanics and its branches inside physics as a whole, extraphysical theory is mainly used by physicists to refer to extraphysical mechanics as a theory, similar to string theory. Since extraphysical theory and string theory are really similar to each other, even some physicists even consider extraphysical theory is a fundamental theory for string theory such as quantum theory is a fundamental theory for classical physics.

Physicist 1: I am developing a good article on extraphysical theory and proof extraphysical theory by mathematics and apply it on computing and technology.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020


Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 13, 2023


zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022


The Rania Theory

when youโ€™re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg youโ€™re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022