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Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
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like facebook but where you collect peoples actual faces and put them in a journal you carry around to show how great and popular you are.
Dude 1 : hey man ive not seen mike for weeks you seen him around lately?
Dude 2: no but i facejournaled him last month,
Dude 1: oh that explains it then.
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where you shout out at the top of your voice extracts from shakespearean plays while having sex
Dude 1 :- "hey did you hear dave screaming somthing about richard the third in his room last night"
Dude 2 :- " oh yer, him and his girlfriend were brianblesseding"
Dude 3 :- " ok.......
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