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The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
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A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
Whoa Dude i just saw jimmy Carlin bust a Chetty Thomas
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White female who tends only to date black guys.
Based on the porn star of the same name who speacialises in interracial porn, claiming to be the web's first "black cock only slut".
Spring Thomases usually fall into one of the following categories:
1. An out and out slut who simply loves cock, committed to the belief that black means bigger, rougher, and therefore better for her overall requirement. See example 1 below.
2. A prissy little rich kid who eats the black meat to piss daddy off for selfish gain. See example 2 below.
3. A hippy girl who considers herself to be "culturally curious", who thinks that sleeping with black guys is some social experiment, putting herself in touch with her supposed earthy ancestral roots. See example 3 below.
4. A dumb-ass middle-class white chick who sees black guys as fashion accessories. See example 4 below.
5. A variation to this is the "Part time Spring Thomas":
A white chick who'll go out and revenge fuck a black guy just to get one up on her cheating (white) boyfriend. See example 5 below.
Despite the various reasons for being a "Spring Thomas", they are all united by their ability to be simultaneously offensive to both Caucasians and African Americans.
1.
White chick: "Fuck me harder cotton picker"
Black dude: "Keep that shit up bitch and I'll break this ass in two, you little Spring Thomas".
White chick: "Mmmm... yeah!!" (push back, push back)
2.
Country Club Member 1: "Gee Todd, my daughter's datin' a black dude."
Country Club Member 2: "Heck Josh, maybe it's time to buy her that Mercedes Benz. You don't want her to become a Spring Thomas."
3.
Black dude 1: "You seen that hot hippy chick moved in across the street?"
Black dude 2: "Hell yeah, me and Simon spit roasted it last night".
Black dude 3: "Sweet man, a white chick with dreads - I knew she'd be a real Spring Thomas."
4.
White bimbo 1: "Hey-ya Sara, what ya doin'?"
White bimbo 2: "Crusin' for black guys - Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton have both been seen with one".
White bimbo 3: "Ooo, you little Spring Thomas, hee hee hee hee".
5.
White guy 1: "Shit dude, I know I cheated on Jane, but she didn't have to go and take black dick up her ass."
White guy 2: "Relax guy, she's just being a part time Spring Thomas, she'll be back eating white bread before you know it."
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Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.
I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.
The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.
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The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
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The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.
Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.
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