oral train

similar to the oral triangle, when a minimum of three people are performing oral sex on each other, and the people are in a line, forming a 'train' by their respective bodies being 'linked' by the oral-genital contact.

Suzie was unable to answer her phone because she was too busy eating out her girlfriend while her boyfriend was behind her, eating herself out at the same time.

Instead, she texted to her best friend, "can't talk, in the middle car of an oral train"

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Trained Ape

a professional athelete

When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around

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girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

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train tracks

The series of marks upon one's arm due to injection of heroin. When the marks run up and down someones arm, similar to the tracks of a train, they are said to have train tracks.

Watch out for Paul man, he's totally addicted. Train tracks all over his arm.

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Myspace Train

A group on myspace with certain rules. Many camera whores,scene kids,etc. post a million proofs to get accepted into one.

Usually with names like:

Aesthetic glamour
hello kitty perfection
suicide toybox
etc..

Person1: OMG i got accepted into perfect aesthetic scary murder pretty hello kitty death dolls!The freakin awesomest myspace train ever!!!
Person2: Shoot me...

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pavlovly-train

to be conditioned by external stimuli, after Ivan Pavlov, the Russian scientist, whose ideas played a large role in behaviorist theory of psychology

I haven't exactly been pavlovly-trained to always react this way to your multitude of idiosyncracies.

Basic training

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.

Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.