The act of being a complete idiot.
Nigel: Shall we vote Brexit.
James: Nigel stop being such a tuna melt.
A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.
Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.
n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.
Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
When a guy slides his shaft up and down on dat puss without penetrating said puss
Not tonight babe it hurts, let's just do the tuna slide
A slang term used by Guardians of the Last City to reference “Awoken pussy”.
“Damn son, save some Blue Tuna for the rest of us.”
-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."