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Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014


Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.

"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"

by Jelsho December 20, 2017


No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass

A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.

by Yeetmaster06 September 9, 2019


Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019


Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty

Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight

by Pet5822 October 26, 2020


Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 24, 2021


wizard nope

The best person in the world

Mark is so Wizard Nope

by WizardNope May 14, 2020