Woke Mind Virus

A phrase used by the alt-right, fascists, Republicans, conservatives and various other right-wingers to imply that a concern for an issue is symptomatic of mental illness. The concerns that might lead to accusations of having the virus are typically liberal or left-wing in nature and particularly those of social justice regarding minority groups are most likely to provoke this accusation. Typically concerns regarding causes or issues conservatives care about never lead to accusations of being infected by the woke mind virus although it is such a nebulous term that it can and has been leveled by conservatives at other conservatives over slight differences in opinions.

This term has led to the disuse of the term "political correctness" which preceded it and likewise could be used to refer to anything the accuser disliked.

"EVERY RESTAURANT IS INFECTED WITH THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RHEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave again. You can't just call your waiter the n-word."

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Super-woke

Super-woke (adjective): to be educated on root causes of problems and promote legitimate solutions, which are often counter-cultural. Super-wokeness recognizes that traditional wokeness is superficial.

Russell Okung speaks out against Critical Race Theory, how we’re enslaved by The Fed, and chooses a healthy lifestyle for immunity against Covid instead of an experimental injection — Russ is SUPER-WOKE!

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Peak Wokeness

When one demonstrates their wokeness by means of excessive displays of manhood. This applies especially in the field of firearms.

“Last week, Pete really reaches peak wokeness at the range with his new AR. It had rainbow balls hanging off it, a fun-fur comfort pad on the stock, and a couple bare segments of Pic Rail exposed”

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Woke and Moke

(Verb) TO awaken from your peaceful slumber and with no hesitation you smoke a large quantity of marijuana you bought from some guy named Walter for that party last night,but for some reason you found a sack in your pocket when you woke up so now you wanna get high.

Origin: Wake + Smoke = Woke and Moke

Boy: "*Yawn* Damn that was one amazing night"

Girl: "A night but not so much Amazing"

Boy: " Well BITCH! look at what i just found , THATS right! And Guess Who aint gon Woke and Moke with me?!"

Girl: "Did i say not? i meant Hot. *LOL* *Giggle giggle*( BOY Smerks ) (Girl- *Slurps*)

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Woke ka Choda

A Gen Z breed of people who wake up everyday to defame their own country and culture but at the same time ignore wrong doings of fellow Woke ka Chodas. In Some cases Gen Y breeds are also termed as Woke Ka Choda. These breeds tale special pride in defaming Hinduism.

I defame Hindus so much that I am proudly called as Woke ka Choda

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Woke em down

To have hooked up with or done the dead with someone else.

“Damn Claudia after dinner you really woke em down?”

Woke-ing off

When two or more people try to be more woke than the other.

Tom and Frank are Woke-ing off each other, by trying to proving who is more woke.