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When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.
Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?
Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no
Joe - if you like me what's the problem
Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .
Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me
Jessica - I did have
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A group chat thought to have been started by Chase. The reason for the group chat is unknown, we can only assume that other people at there school were thirsty and chase didn’t want that energy in this group chat. “Thirst Free Zone” is a very strict group chat, you will be kicked out if you brake the “Thirst Free Code of Conduct”. The rules are the following
1.) Don’t be thirsty (unless your at a party)
2.) Don’t Spam
3.) Don’t try to start stuff
Dontai was being super thirsty at school yesterday, he got kicked out of No Thirst Zone.
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When you’re stalking someone’s pictures on social media and accidentally go back to when he/she was underage.
Friend 1: Man, she looks a little weird in this picture...
Friend 2: Dude, that pic’s from 5 years ago! You’re in the danger zone!
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When an opposite-sex crush thinks you are gay, you are automatically put into the gay zone
"There has been a rumor going around that I am gay, and I've been trying to hit on this really nice girl, who also thinks I am gay. Guess I'm in the Gay Zone"
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O-Zone was a Moldovan band that was active from 1998 to 2005, and made songs such as Dragostea Din Tei, Numai Tu, and Despre Tine. The group was composed of Dan Bălan, Radu Sîrbu, and Arsenie Todiraş.
Person 1: Hey do you know the name of the band that made this song?
Person 2: Yeah it's O-Zone
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Primary definition:
No matter how a woman says it or the words she uses when she places a guy in the Friend Zone there is no going back. Regardless of how hot she is or what chemistry you thought was there, you're done. Like being broken up with before a relationship even got started. The quicker you reach the Friend Zone the better than there may not be as much attachment.
Secondary definition:
Groveling, begging or pleading will only push you into the Friend Zone deeper and deeper. Keep moving, don't look back. Call, text or email occassionally. Be aloof and keep your options open. This is the only chance you have to get out of the Friend Zone. As soon as you get Friended use that as motivation to meet another lady AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Amy: "I think you're a great guy and want to get to know each other better. But I also want to keep my options open. I'm just looking for friends right now. I'm not ready for a relationship."
Paul: "Than why did you reply to my Personals Ad knowing I was looking for a LTR?!? I don't need more chick 'friends'!! I want a girlfriend. I got put in the Friend Zone after the first date! This bites!"
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Amy: "Got any plans this weekend? Let's go do something."
Paul: "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my girlfriend this weekend. Maybe another time." (the ultimate payback & turning the tables)
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Friendalia Zonalis... Also known as the 'Friend Zone'... a disease plaguing men all over the globe. Many men are or have been infected by the disease.
What is it? Well, basically, it is a state the man has been put into by a woman after a failed attempt to start a relationship.
What does this mean? It means you're fucked. It means that "hey you're a great guy!!!," but they're really thinking "But i'm gonna hold out for someone greater." After everything is all said and done, they'll decide they want to keep you around because you're a "nice guy."
Suggit...
Man: Hey, I care about you a lot, and I think we should be together...
Girl: Oh, you're so sweet!!! you're the greatest and sweetest person ever, but I can only see you as a friend (friend zone)...
Man: Suggggggit...
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