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A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.
While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.
Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
A guy who has spread his cum on lots of people.
John was the cum peddler at the party last Friday. He boned atleast ten girls
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Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.
Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.
Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
A rocket that uses semen for fuel. Some say if your cum is healthy enough, it can travel at supersonic speeds.
Dude1: Im boutta build a cum rocket, and I need your cum, hand it over!
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest
The male version of squirting, it’s called a rocket because it shoots around the room. Usually the best feeling a man can have when cuming. It’s a very powerful and crazy feeling.
“Dude, she made me cum rocket, that was the best sex ever”
El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum