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A strong woman with great personality..
But not all 'mom' can do their responsibility
A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom
The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)
Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool
A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once
SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME
MOAN
The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.
Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.
A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.
You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"