When you love someone that much you just can’t get enough of them
Jess was so in love with Shaun, when she saw him she was all over him like a duvet
When your stuck like a duck with no luck
HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK
Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female
Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming
Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me
3👍 2👎
don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.
Common home boy bitches like me don't front
an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
To hit someone who got a new haircut
I said the Bob i like ya cut g