When removing a woman’s bra and/or thong, you use a zigzag/Zoro Z pattern when pulling the fabric away from the breasts or butt
Charles used the zoro effect to remove Nancy’s panties and bra exposing her tight buttocks and firm breasts
The feeling of disgust after climax when watching porn. Dubbed "The Shyamalan Effect" because, like M. Knight Shyamalan's movies, masturbation has a mediocre twist ending that makes you question why you wasted time on it.
Some Guy: Yo y'know that feeling when you splooge and like immediately feel gross?
Me, an Intellectual: Ahhh yes.. The Shyamalan Effect.
When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front
He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag
The observation that one can’t be right without some degree of completely contradictory stupidity involved.
A: What the hell put Trump into power?
B: Fuck, if I know...
A: It’s so stupid. His whole campaign was the dumbest shit ever.
B: Maybe that’s how he won.
C: *raises nerd glasses* Umm, actually, you’re merely noting a common correlation: The Stupid Effect. Please get back to me when someone(s) finds a proper causal link.
The okc effect is when you continue chatting with someone on okc instead of meeting them. Usually, it sets in about 10 minutes into a chat, potentially earlier. After onset of the okc effect, one or both chatters get unrealistically high hopes based on a false sense of intimacy. In turn, the okc effect becomes a vicious circle. The pressure of meeting becomes higher and higher, so you continue chatting and chatting.
Dood 1: I've been chatting for weeks with this totally hot guy on okc. He's super cool.
Dood 2: when are you gonna hook up man?
Dood 1: soon, maybe next weekend.
Dood 2: dude, totz okc effect! You ain't never meeting. You're too chicken shit he may be fugly.
A character who appears for a short amount of time, yet leaves a great impact onto the story/characters.
When you’ve dealt with so many fuck boys named Ian, that you will swear to never date anyone named Ian again.
He’s really hot, but it’s The Ian Effect. I’m guessing we will just hook up - he’s not marriage material AT ALL.