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Descriptive of the lifestyle lead by a bucket. More specifically, a bucket is typically an unemployed vagrant who loiters and bums smokes as they partake in gossip while contributing nothing to, and annoying productive members of society.
Referring to a bucket, as a bucket does nothing but stagnate.
"Want to cut through the back of McDonald's to get to the market? Nah man, that's where all the bucket ass bums chill"
"Wanna smoke these butts I found and argue about rap artists? Fuck that bucket life bro!"
What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?
Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
1. to live reincarnated as a food of high quality
2. to only eat expensive, rich people food within an entire lifetime- no exceptions
I wish I was rich enough to live a cuisine life, those people never have to hang over the toilet with food poisoning.
In the past l had a cuisine life, the person who ate me had the shiniest white teeth.
you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...
GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.
Man, That Bill Perkins guy will try anything, he is a P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)