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the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass
person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.
person 2: what the fuck
A brown banana which you can't eat also it smells bad
Guy 1: hey i ate a brown banana
Guy 2: from where
Guy 1: from a stinky wet hole
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS POOP
Guy 1: ?
the slimy and stinky stuff that smell bad
that poop looks like joe
Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.
You cannot get funnier than this.
A racist term used by Wizard101 players to harass "AwesomeTheSauce". It is in reference to the term "street defecator" which is racist towards Indians.