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You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
Like “gray rocking,” but instead you talk so much that the other person can’t possibly get a word in before you exit the conversation.
So enthusiastically and quickly speaking nonsense and nonsequiters that you overwhelm your audience and confuse them enough for a strategic retreat.
Gray rocking wouldn’t work on the creep at the bar, so instead I tried rainbow rocking him to get out of the conversation.
Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:
1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.
2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”
Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion
Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself
To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom
When you are paralyzed from the waist down. You want to get rock hard but resort to rock flacid.
She was grinding on my wheel chair and I was extremely rock flacid.