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When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.
She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.
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Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think
My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.
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v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.
n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.
I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.
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A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.
Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.
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A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".
"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."
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If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"
Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
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