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While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
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A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
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Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.
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A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.
She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
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Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
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Anyone talks bad bout rap and the'll get fuckin shot.
The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance
Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.
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This is jive talking, and you shout out this when one of your homies busts a better move than you
"Yo man CUT ME SOME SLACK JACK that move was off the hook!
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