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An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.
Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.
Getting a facial with glasses on
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!
A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.
“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”
daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person
hey daddy john go suck yourself
Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy
WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD
A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.
Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.