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When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.
Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.
A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.
Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol
*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*
When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.
Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops
The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.
Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.
The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.
Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.
*a few hours later*
Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.