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The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
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Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.
Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?
Box of Red Flags (BoRF)
The box is clearly labeled Red Flags. I see red flags in the box. But I’m still going to date it for at least 6 months.
BoRF
(Noun)
A non-datable person who has so many red flags they need a box to carry all of them.
Box of Red Flags (BoRF)
He love bombed me, told me he closed his dating accounts, made plans for a date, cancelled the date and rescheduled, but then he ghosted me.
He’s such a BoRF!
A title for an future chart-topping hit single by a world-famous recording artist.
Pls is pronounced as "plees"
Everybody:We need to have a song called red shirt girl at the pls!
Person:yesssssssss it would top straight to the charts, beating out every other song!! (no offense to other famous singers)
THE MOST AMAZING BOOK AND MOVIE (on amazon video) about prince henry (the prince of wales) and alex claremont diaz (the us presidents son) they start and enemies and end up falling deeply in love
shortened to rw&rb
person 1: omg im obsessed with prince henry!
person 2: whos prince henry?
person 1: WHATTT HES LIKE THE FITTEST PERSON IN RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE
When you walk into a local school function, and you can’t help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year’s Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party. Terry got brain in five minutes.
The time of the month for a girl. She has sex with her partner and doesn’t tell them she is on her period. As the woman is finishing in the others mouth, the delivering party spits the blood back in
Dude , Brad didn’t do the Red Solo Spit Shot. He’s a vampire