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A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.
Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!
to annoy someone so much that they can't help but poop out of sheer fury.
"You're really booping the poop out of me."
When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.
I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.