Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

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I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

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I like ya cut g

Someones haircut revealing the back of their neck leading to saying "I like ya cut g"

*someone gets a really bad haircut*

you: I like ya cut g

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would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

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up and down like a pros drawers

Very busy.

Liverpool (UK) slang.

Up and down like a prostitute's panties

I've been at it all day...up and down like a pros drawers

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tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.

The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin

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