mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

Mom

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom!
Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

Mom

Some one that gave birth to you and she doesn’t care about you or your friend, also she hits you a lot

Kid-Mom Can I get this game

Mom- No, you disappointment go to your room and think about why you disappoint me every single day

Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u

I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going

mom

someone who will always magically find something

kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes