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People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!
Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
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Having or desiring an ostentatious lifestyle, especially involving sex, drugs, and violence.
I'm about that life, so it's no biggie to me. I've been in these streets before.
when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard
That this life is given to us for only a time to show the world that either we are willing to evolve and adapt for survival and live, or stay stuck in the past and die, or become extinct.
I was destined for this life and it is my destiny to sink or swim, to evolve and thrive in life or be afraid to change and die.
Terrified for what life has to throw at you, yet still facing it head on
“Even though I’m fearing for life right now the grind never gonna stop.”
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear