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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 01, 2022


P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.

Man, That Bill Perkins guy will try anything, he is a P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

by Beaglecaptain March 23, 2019


<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025


THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 14, 2021


shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.

Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.

by XYeperion June 08, 2017


sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022


Bubble of Life

Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.

Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.

by Stovejot December 13, 2021