Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.
I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.
A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you
Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"
Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"
Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace
Coworker: where is Johnny?
Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.
Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden