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An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.
Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*
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Euphemism for a blowjob. Mug is used as a euphemism for a person’s head, and nuts is a euphemism for nuts.
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Euphemism.
“How’s your day going, bro?”
“Not great. If only someone would Drop a mug on deez nuts.”
“Totally, bro”
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also known as fluffer nutter
when a guy applies marshmallow fluff to his penis and has a girl suck it off until he climaxes, at which point he busts his nut all over her. hence the name "fluff-n-nut-her"
I asked maria if i could fluff-n-nut-her but she said only whores and sluts do that. shot downnnnn
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Ass nut lamb gravy is a synonym for a greasy nut you bust in someones ass that has the same consistency as some cold gravy. It's usually used in some weird kinky shit where people like to be embarrassed sexually, or be talked down to like some sort of joke.
Could also be used in a sarcastic tone, but personally, I dont think ass nut lamb gravy is a joking matter. It's very serious.
"Take my ass nut lamb gravy you disgusting thanksgiving whore"
"I'd be careful buddy, dont wanna catch some ass nut lamb gravy by accident"
"You smell and look like a bowl of rotten ass nut lamb gravy, put on some deodorant"
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(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.
(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
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Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...
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