when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush
The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.
PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd
"Generic vagisil using bitch." A pouty so nasty we know you are going generic
What's that smell? It's Chris' G-vub.
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A short Malaysian who one day, his dream will com true to have his perfect girl and have sexual desires for her all the time
That one girl with the black hair and blue eyes. She listens to those screaming songs and plays the drums. She's the coolest. She's really skinny and makes you look like a fat ass when you're next to her, but that's okay because she's the best. Rock on, little rebel angel! C: DESUUU! <3 <3
Alyssa: There's my bff Zoe G.
Alexis: Yeah, she's boss.
Alyssa: You hear she's doing that drum cover of that one cool song?
Alexis: Oh yeah, it's gonna be bitchin'!
Zoe G is the kindest person you’ll ever meet. They’re sweet, yet funny at the same time. You could go hours speaking to them and never get tired of hearing what they have to say. Sometimes their actions will be misinterpreted, but they always mean well. No matter what, Zoe G will always have your back, you could quite literally tell them anything.
Everyone would be lucky to have a Zoe G in their life.
(ps Zoe G’s are most likely fruity)
“omg are you friends with Zoe G??”
“yes i am, they’re gay tho…”