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9/11 your penis

To ejaculate upon the side of an other erect penis facing upwards, similar to how the planes crashed into the side of the Twin Towers on 9/11.

Person 1: I am going to kill you and skin you alive and 9/11 your penis.
Person 2: WTF???

by sluckygush October 9, 2021


Charizard's Super Huge Penis

Charizard huge penis is so large that it will destroy ash's Pikachu in one shot

I love sucking Charizard's Super Huge Penis

by charizardpp April 3, 2023

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


deshi deshi tard penis

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

by lozzer14 November 15, 2010

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 18, 2003

15πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


I hate penis persons

Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.

- Since he broke my heart, god, I hate penis persons.

by Stunnaaaaxoxox March 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


purple people penis eater

slang term for vagina.

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!

by Cassidyyyyyyyy August 10, 2008

98πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž