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A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general
Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"
A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.
He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night
Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.
yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”
Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye
Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!